…
I can’t. Breathe.
Hopefully we are not the only ones who get these 
“Just the tip”
I’m at a loss on the first and third one. Honestly, once I saw how badly misaligned the screen on the iMac was it’s been hard to see anything else. 
The first one is a reference to the drug commonly known as “lean”. It’s purple in color and is most often made by mixing prescription-grade cough syrup (with codeine) and Sprite.
The third one is either a reference that the guy is sober and wants to get drunk, or the girls are acting all crazy because he is looking to buy alcohol.
Oh, how wrong it feels explaining a joke hahahaha
People on here love their anime and hifi and video game memes. Nothing wrong with that but I get 0 laughs from Mario and Luigi memes.
I like my humor dark and dirty.
Also on the meme with the guy in bed there should have been a caption that said:
Priorities 
OMG, I can FEEL this one in all the wrong ways…
How dare you insult Peppermint Patty that way! Yuck…
The 5th Beatle…
Some of the fellows here be like akiba
