Well done, Sir. This is the best example of Torque vs Horsepower I have seen yet. As explained by one of the funniest human beings to ever walk the planet. Amazingly, I have seen drunken gearheads nearly come to blows behind this debate, which is sorta funny in itself!
As for the train, that is a trip! 
I don’t see any tracks at all, so if this thing actually did come off the tracks… how the Hell do you put it back on the tracks?!?
truth!!!
Never let anything distract you from the greatest moment in sports history.
@rmsanger Ha, good one! I know the answer to this, but it requires, shall we say, “Unique” problem solving skills! 
I had to read the text 3 times to get the “solution”. I’m not sure it makes me a mad person, or "not mad enough to survive in this crazy world’
Probably the second, because it was my immediate thought. Then I started wondering how they were defining “stroke” so that I could try to solve it the non-homicidal way, lol.
HA! Not really. If they are gonna offer it knowing how bad it is out there then I’m ordering up! 
I was just going to say, “leftover Bacon” is something you will never find at my house!
