What weapon would he use? We know he’s not good with Spears…
@WaveTheory Oh man…you’re on a roll. Once I get started I can’t stop, much to my friend’s moans and my delight!!! Had a different friend while I was in service who would sit with me and we’d pick a subject and just GO…for about 20 minutes or until the bottom of the barrel was scraped so clean it became translucent!
20 min? then you didnt scraped the bottom yet my freind 
i had a friend in boot camp that i would always get paired up with for guard duty and such (Probably cause i was the other “weirdo”) , i gotta tell you ive never had weirder convos with anyone, and would not let go of a subject for at least 1-2 hours sometimes even longer depending on the subject and how bored we were…
@Naturallymorbid Not sure if you caught it, but I meant 20 or more min. of
PUNS, lol. We got pretty low in the barrel by then. 
Sounds like you were both being PUN-ished. 
There’s a name for this:
The problem is, they really screwed up the name. It’s an absolute travesty that the condition is not called aPUNdicitis.
These researchers clearly did not understand who they were talking about 
Someone done goofed…and probably got fired, lol.
