Portugal… LOL!!
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zing!
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ermmm…
rain!
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Years ago I was playing one of my favorite single-player RPG’s, Gothic 3. There is a castle that you have to liberate (Vengard). It literally can take about 2 hours. You have to kite, individually, about 60 orcs and kill them one at a time. I put so much “body English” into a sword swing that I pulled a muscle in my leg!
Hurt like a mutha for about a week.
At work, someone asked me what was wrong with my leg - so - I did the manly thing and lied. Said I pulled the muscle hill running. 
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“Outsourced” British Carrots! 
The way of the world now…
But wait! Upon further investigation…
“Tesco has confirmed that a “small number” of its bags of British carrots, carrying the Red Tractor logo, were mistakenly labelled as having been grown in Spain. After a photograph of a bag of ‘British carrots’ labelled ‘grown in Spain’ began circulating on social media, Tesco has confirmed that the bag was incorrectly labelled.”
I feel better now.
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I’m pretty sure that there are plenty of places here in Spain they could be grown and still considered British 
That would have been a lot funnier if it had said “Grown in France”. 
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DeWalt might be the publisher. I’d bet that’s an album by The Carpenters…
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Could also be Enter Sandman? Whatever you may think of it, you can’t say it doesn’t get people bumping and grinding.
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