The whole song…
But more specifically:
You and yo wife are ‘bout ta get it
Shoelace, choke the neck, coke and ex
It’s like [?] sex, broke the neck
Then I put a body in a back of the Lex
I got a bad habbit (doin what?)
Stickin’ my dick in a corpse
Rippin’ and pickin’ a part
Simply gettin’ a car
Yeah, nah
Ok here is a more happy song, for the metal genre anyway plus its pirates so even better. Can’t imagine hearing this on the radio hahaha.
Lyrics:
Fuck you, you’re a fucking wanker
We’re gonna punch you right in the balls
Fuck you with a fucking anchor
You’re all cunts, so fuck you all
Fuck you, you’re a fucking wanker
We’re gonna punch you right in the balls
Fuck you with a fucking anchor
You’re all cunts, so fuck you all
Go!
For 30 odd years I have lived with this curse
My vocabulary was stunted at birth
By a witchdoctor from over the seas
Casting a strange voodoo magic on me
Now when I speak, it’s rather absurd
An endless tirade of four letter words
I lash out in anger at all in my way
Shocking, unspeakable things that I say
Fuck you, you’re a fucking wanker
We’re gonna punch you right in the balls
Fuck you with a fucking anchor
You’re all cunts, so fuck you all
Fuck you, you’re a fucking wanker
We’re gonna punch you right in the balls
Fuck you with a fucking anchor
You’re all cunts, so fuck you all
Fuck you!
Long I have waited to have my revenge
To bring that witchdoctor to his bitter end
So I have gathered a ship and a crew
We’re sailing to find him, we know what to do
On a dark moonless night, when he least suspects
We’ll creep up behind him, so hard to detect
We’ll bring out our anchor by the light of the stars
And shove it inside of his big fucking arse
Fuck you, you’re a fucking wanker
We’re gonna punch you right in the balls
Fuck you with a fucking anchor
You’re all cunts, so fuck you all
Fuck you, you’re a fucking wanker
We’re gonna punch you right in the balls
Fuck you with a fucking anchor
You’re all cunts, so fuck you all
Fuck you, you’re a fucking wanker
We’re gonna punch you right in the balls
Fuck you with a fucking anchor
You’re all cunts, so fuck you all
Fuck you, you’re a fucking wanker
We’re gonna punch you right in the balls
Fuck you with a fucking anchor
You’re all cunts, so fuck you all
Wank!
Reminds me of this classic:
I wasn’t looking for trouble
But it came looking for me
I may not have any muscles
But I can move like Bruce Lee
So when a bunch of these pussies started
Beating up on my friends
I left the stage, intending to land on them
See ya later, fuckface
See ya later, fuckface
See you in the funny pages - fuck you!
See ya later, fuckface
We hate you
My dive was graceful and swanlike
It was a sight to behold
I fell on top of a table
And broke a couple of bones
One of the mongoloid’s girlfriends kicked me
Right in the family jewels
I socked her one in the eye, and said
“Fuck you!”
Lifeless little creatures
Prepared for the priest
Torn from the womb then seduced and consumed
Soil the stillborn
Harvested for pleasure and greed
Puncture the lungs of every being
Under three years of age
Twisted experiments to separate souls from flesh in an effort to dine upon what the lord has blessed
Will find a way to rape your spirit and implant my seed
Need I say anymore…
Lol I love this song 
I would not be surprised to hear they’re “banned” from playing somewhere, or in some countries. Like some horror movies.
It is a very fun song hahaha
Probably the winner:
And the menus are all freezing,
And the light man’s blind in one eye
And he can’t see out of the other
And the piano-tuner’s got a hearing aid,
And he showed up with his mother
And the piano has been drinking,
The piano has been drinking
As the bouncer is a Sumo wrestler
Cream puff casper milk toast
And the owner is a mental midget
With the I.Q. of a fence post
'Cause the piano has been drinking,
The piano has been drinking
And you can’t find your waitress
With a Geiger counter
And she hates you and your friends and you
Just can’t get served without her
And the box office is drooling,
And the bar stools are on fire
And the newspapers were fooling,
And the ash-trays have retired
'Cause the piano has been drinking,
The piano has been drinking
The piano has been drinking,
Not me, not me, not me, not me, not me
Or, obviously, lol.
Thanks, Zeos 
How about a questionable video.
Just the 30 first fucking seconds, lol.
Most all of Frank Zappa’s lyrics are probably questionable (as has been previously pointed out… Dynamo Hum, for example). I doubt he cared, and his lyrics were incidental to the music he wanted to make.
Still, who wouldn’t want a pair of zircon-encrusted tweezers?
But dont you eat that yellow snow!!
This is so poetic. 
Related – Richard Cheese.
So… lol.
As I understand the whole album, it’s a story about being totally tripped out on…something. Supposedly the whole thing is about visions the protagonist is having, and yeah, it gets weird.
Transient jet lag ecto mimed bison
This is the haunt of roulette dares
Ruse of metacarpi
Caveat emptor…to all that enter here
Open wrist talks back again
In the wounds of its skin
They’ll pinprick the witness
In ritual contrition
The am trinity fell upon asphyxia-derailed
In the rattles of…
Made its way through the tracks
Of a snail slouching whisper
A half mass comute through umbilical blisters
Spector will lurk
Radar has gathered
Midnight neuces from boxcar cadavears
Exoskeletal junction at the railroad delayed
Exoskeletal junction at the railroad delayed
It’s because this is
Cranial bleeding
Leaches train the living
Cursed are they who speak its name
Ruse of metacarpi
Caveat emptor to all that enter here
Exoskeletal junction at the railroad delayed
Exoskeletal junction at the railroad delayed
It’s because this is
Ratteling the laughter
Hinges splintering inside
Bludgeoned to a saddle
Rang the cloister bell inside
Inside
Inside
Exoskeletal junction at the railroad delayed
Exoskeletal junction at the railroad delayed
It’s because this is
Commentary here: https://genius.com/The-mars-volta-roulette-dares-the-haunt-of-lyrics
Beatles Saw her standing there ? Guess its cool if they were 17 too at the time of dancing.
