Hello,
Very newbie Audiophile here and my first post. 
My off-topic question for you all is what are some of your favorite misheard lyrics that you’ve heard lately?
I look forward to your replies.
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When I was a kid in the early 70s, I thought the chorus to “Smoke on the Water” was “Old Cousin Walter.”
Yep, I used to walk around my house at age 7 or 8 singing, “Ollllld … Cousin Walter … a fire in the sky.” 
In 1985, my mother sang the chorus of “Pride (In the Name of Love)” by U2 as, “In the neighborhood, one more in the neighborhood.” Truth.
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Not a funny one but one that works very well:
“I want a field of ocean”
