Your Favorite Quote

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#1

I made this thread, so people can put their favorite quotes here.

Here are my favorite quotes:

“You can’t fix stupid. There’s not a class you can go to. Stupid is forever.” - Ron White

“Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider.” - George Carlin

“There are essentially only two drugs that western civilization tolerates: caffeine from Monday to Friday to energize you enough to make you a productive member of society, and alcohol from Friday to Monday to keep you too stupid to figure out the prison that you are living in.” - Bill Hicks

“If I offend anybody tonight, I apologize. That’s not my intention. I’m not going to guess what your personal line of decency is; I cross my own from time to time. It’s how I know I still have one.” - Daniel Tosh

#2

“Form is temporary; class is permanent.”

#3

I see said the blind man, pissing into the wind, it’s call coming back to me now.

#4

Not sure what it says about me personally, but I’ve always been fond of this one:

“Stupidity cannot be cured with money, or through education, or by legislation. Stupidity is not a sin, the victim can’t help being stupid. But stupidity is the only universal capital crime: the sentence is death, there is no appeal, and execution is carried out automatically and without pity.” - Robert A. Heinlein, Time Enough For Love

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