Your Favorite Quote

I made this thread, so people can put their favorite quotes here.

Here are my favorite quotes:

“You can’t fix stupid. There’s not a class you can go to. Stupid is forever.” - Ron White

“Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider.” - George Carlin

“There are essentially only two drugs that western civilization tolerates: caffeine from Monday to Friday to energize you enough to make you a productive member of society, and alcohol from Friday to Monday to keep you too stupid to figure out the prison that you are living in.” - Bill Hicks

“If I offend anybody tonight, I apologize. That’s not my intention. I’m not going to guess what your personal line of decency is; I cross my own from time to time. It’s how I know I still have one.” - Daniel Tosh

“Form is temporary; class is permanent.”

I see said the blind man, pissing into the wind, it’s call coming back to me now.

Not sure what it says about me personally, but I’ve always been fond of this one:

“Stupidity cannot be cured with money, or through education, or by legislation. Stupidity is not a sin, the victim can’t help being stupid. But stupidity is the only universal capital crime: the sentence is death, there is no appeal, and execution is carried out automatically and without pity.” - Robert A. Heinlein, Time Enough For Love

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