I made this thread, so people can put their favorite quotes here.
Here are my favorite quotes:
“You can’t fix stupid. There’s not a class you can go to. Stupid is forever.” - Ron White
“Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider.” - George Carlin
“There are essentially only two drugs that western civilization tolerates: caffeine from Monday to Friday to energize you enough to make you a productive member of society, and alcohol from Friday to Monday to keep you too stupid to figure out the prison that you are living in.” - Bill Hicks
“If I offend anybody tonight, I apologize. That’s not my intention. I’m not going to guess what your personal line of decency is; I cross my own from time to time. It’s how I know I still have one.” - Daniel Tosh