AUDIO USB CABLE 10 STEP R&D PROCESS
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Ethical audit check to ensure you have no respect for your customers
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Find a random metal, insulation or solder name or in some cases make it up and just say it’s a proprietary alloy
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Create a trademark for this - as most people will think this is registered IP, instead it is just registering a name (eg here there is a trademark by JPS for Alumiloy - but no such material by itself exists nor are there any patents regarding the Alumiloy products by JPS)
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Channel your inner art student/ crypto scammer to write some flowery bullshit that makes outrageous subjective claims and has no grounding in reality
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Have 0% theoretical science or even practical testing data to back anything up (supported by the low/empty R&D lines and lack of CapEx for testing machinery on company accounts) even though you say specifics such as D/R is improved - but trust me bro
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Go on Alibaba and buy average USB cables - doesn’t matter as we are not going to be revealing the USB speed & PD spec anyway
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Rewrap the cable in cloth of regal colours or colours suggesting purity of the metal
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Add some gold hex screws to metal connectors and shrinkwraps with gold lettering and direction arrows
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Add a logo and name that recalls some form of ancient mythology or F1 technical performance
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Sell for outrageous markup stating it’s made in either the USA or Europe
