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The 12-Steps of Being an Audiophile
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We admitted we were powerless over audio gear — that our lives had become controlled by the thought of buying the next 3V@300ohm portable amp.
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Came to believe that a $5000 DAC could restore us to sanity.
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Made a decision to turn our will and our lives over to the pursuit of better cans.
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Made a searching, fearless, and tirelessly tedious inventory of our audio gear, graphing everything and keeping 3 Excel sheets
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Admitted to ourselves, the local HiFiMan rep, and the Discovery thread on Head-Fi the exact nature of our addiction.
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Were entirely ready to have a second mortgage to pay for Moon Audio Opulence speakers.
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Humbly asked the bank to forgive our past debts.
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Made a list of all the mid-Fi headphones and iems we haven’t bought yet and became willing to get another credit card.
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Made direct amends to family members, wherever possible, except when to do so would limit our ability to purchase more gear.
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Continued to take an audio inventory and when we were lonely, bored, excited, or celebrating promptly went to AE, Headphones.com, Audio 46, Shenzhen Audio, Linsoul, Amazon. or HiFiGo to replenish our gear.
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Sought through meditation using uplifting, ambient tracks to improve our conscious contact with pure music as we understood it, asking only for knowledge of the frequency response and technicalities of the next hyped product
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Having had a spiritual awakening as the result of these Steps, we tried to carry this message to other audiophiles through reviews and shilling cables, and to seek pure music wherever we can find it (assuming we have the right gear to reproduce how the artist intended the tunes to sound).
Vibrations of matter are a beautiful thing and is the key… sonoluminescence just saying 
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It’s a good thing I had already finished my coffee, 'cause I would have been spittin coffee!
