Microphone advice?

Well, if you are doing that, you don’t want a unidirectional mic, you would want a stereo mic setup here

Yeah, the vmoda would just be a hassle, the closest thing might actually be a stage headset mic but those are expensive as well. At this point the q2u looks like your best bet for availability and sound imo, later on you could get a nice interface when they become available and also use the mic xlr when that time comes too, because at the moment we have a very large shortage of mics and interfaces and stuff