Inline speaker. You plug it into your dap or phone headphone jack and sound comes out
like those cat ears? LoL!
Even worse
oh man…that’s terribru!
Just walk into some display of some million dollar speakers. Walk to the front with that thing hooked up to a 10000 dollar dap and start blasting mp3s of skrillex to the crowd.
“Now THIS is pure Audio!”
It’s beautiful, and you need to get a splitter so you can plug two in at once for “stereo”
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Then modify them to run balanced
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Just link as many as you can together
Just carry an entire dac and preamp setup with you and a power strip
Or better yet get like one of the plastic child’s wheelbarrows with a stack of components and either a battery or gas powered generator and inverter
Has to be a modified sine wave inverter like the one from that techmoan video that produces a single buzzing output at 1 khz
Perfect 
, something with as dirty power as possible. And the interconnects have to be a rusty metal wire hanger
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What’s the purity of the cable you’re using, sir?
“Lead”
Uh…
‘LEAAAAD’
audiophile power cable is just a bent out coat hanger wrapped around a fork
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Also have an excellent class ab amp with the cover off with leaking caps, or a super high end tube amp with a clearly dead tube
Walk in with a hand cranked phonograph that you crank only at half speed
A turntable that’s a 60hz on 50hz
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A beat up Walkman cassette player where the tape is so worn its half static fed into 500000 dollar Oswald’s Mill Audio speakers
don’t you mean 8 track?
Honestly I just want to see someone go around to demo speakers and then just ask “What does this button do?” and go in to press the tweeter in with their thumb. See how many people go into cardiac arrest
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you just made my stomach turn!!! <_<
“The Absolute Sound”. They same to be one of worst peddlers of cable scams. “Stereophile” probably not far behind.