I can’t pick just one Frank Zappa song, so here’s three with my favorite line from each. All very ‘subtle’:
I Have Been in You: “Ah little girl there ain’t no time to wash your stinky hand, go ahead and roll over I’m going in you again”
Dinah-Moe Humm: “I whipped off her bloomers and stiffened my thumb and applied rotation on her sugar plum”:
Baby Take Your Teeth Out-kind of self-explanatory, but I guess “Boiling water kills germs, don’t it?” if I had to pick:
Haha. Very subtle, Frank.
all the other kids with the pumped up kicks better better run…
Also, ABBA. “All that she wants is another baby, she’s gone tomorrow”.
Like, all that she wants is a one night, or worse, she wants to have sex and get pregnant and never tell the guy? Lol…
Wasn’t that Ace of Base?
I think it’s more of a one night stand song, baby being used as “lover”.
Oops. Yup. Ace of Base. Obviously “baby” can be used as “lover”, but I also already misheard it as “all that she wants is a little baby”, and that didn’t help either, lol.
Hahahaha damn 
"It’s just a sign of the times. Going forward, in reverse.
Still, he who laugh last is just a hand in the bush."
Oh, also:
I’m sick and tired of bein’ sick and tired
I used to go to bed so high and wired, yeah yeah, yeah, yeah
I think I’ll buy myself some plastic water
I guess I should have married Lennon’s daughter, yeah yeah, yeah, yeah
What the hell
Well, Ozzy is rarely in his right mind. Lol
Edit: just realized I commented on a.month old post. It still stands. Ozzy has spent most of his days out of his mind, bless his satanic heart.
I hate that I can’t tell
When a girl’s underage
And how when I tell her she’s a nice piece of ass
Then her daddy punches me in the face
The whole song…
But more specifically:
You and yo wife are ‘bout ta get it
Shoelace, choke the neck, coke and ex
It’s like [?] sex, broke the neck
Then I put a body in a back of the Lex
I got a bad habbit (doin what?)
Stickin’ my dick in a corpse
Rippin’ and pickin’ a part
Simply gettin’ a car
Yeah, nah
Ok here is a more happy song, for the metal genre anyway plus its pirates so even better. Can’t imagine hearing this on the radio hahaha.
Lyrics:
Fuck you, you’re a fucking wanker
We’re gonna punch you right in the balls
Fuck you with a fucking anchor
You’re all cunts, so fuck you all
Fuck you, you’re a fucking wanker
We’re gonna punch you right in the balls
Fuck you with a fucking anchor
You’re all cunts, so fuck you all
Go!
For 30 odd years I have lived with this curse
My vocabulary was stunted at birth
By a witchdoctor from over the seas
Casting a strange voodoo magic on me
Now when I speak, it’s rather absurd
An endless tirade of four letter words
I lash out in anger at all in my way
Shocking, unspeakable things that I say
Fuck you, you’re a fucking wanker
We’re gonna punch you right in the balls
Fuck you with a fucking anchor
You’re all cunts, so fuck you all
Fuck you, you’re a fucking wanker
We’re gonna punch you right in the balls
Fuck you with a fucking anchor
You’re all cunts, so fuck you all
Fuck you!
Long I have waited to have my revenge
To bring that witchdoctor to his bitter end
So I have gathered a ship and a crew
We’re sailing to find him, we know what to do
On a dark moonless night, when he least suspects
We’ll creep up behind him, so hard to detect
We’ll bring out our anchor by the light of the stars
And shove it inside of his big fucking arse
Fuck you, you’re a fucking wanker
We’re gonna punch you right in the balls
Fuck you with a fucking anchor
You’re all cunts, so fuck you all
Fuck you, you’re a fucking wanker
We’re gonna punch you right in the balls
Fuck you with a fucking anchor
You’re all cunts, so fuck you all
Fuck you, you’re a fucking wanker
We’re gonna punch you right in the balls
Fuck you with a fucking anchor
You’re all cunts, so fuck you all
Fuck you, you’re a fucking wanker
We’re gonna punch you right in the balls
Fuck you with a fucking anchor
You’re all cunts, so fuck you all
Wank!
Reminds me of this classic:
I wasn’t looking for trouble
But it came looking for me
I may not have any muscles
But I can move like Bruce Lee
So when a bunch of these pussies started
Beating up on my friends
I left the stage, intending to land on them
See ya later, fuckface
See ya later, fuckface
See you in the funny pages - fuck you!
See ya later, fuckface
We hate you
My dive was graceful and swanlike
It was a sight to behold
I fell on top of a table
And broke a couple of bones
One of the mongoloid’s girlfriends kicked me
Right in the family jewels
I socked her one in the eye, and said
“Fuck you!”
Lifeless little creatures
Prepared for the priest
Torn from the womb then seduced and consumed
Soil the stillborn
Harvested for pleasure and greed
Puncture the lungs of every being
Under three years of age
Twisted experiments to separate souls from flesh in an effort to dine upon what the lord has blessed
Will find a way to rape your spirit and implant my seed
Need I say anymore…
Lol I love this song
I would not be surprised to hear they’re “banned” from playing somewhere, or in some countries. Like some horror movies.
It is a very fun song hahaha
