SIMGOT Un-Official EA500 CULT THREAD

yes, buying tuning nozzles is MUCH more expensive than dampers (filters or foam).

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Ha. Yeah. When I bought them, they were only $15, including shipping.

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that is still a lot more expensive than buying dampers.

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Or for the same $15, you can play a lot more with ALL of your IEMs

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And of course it costs nothing to play with your Pecker to your heart’s content.

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Who here hasn’t gotten satisfaction out of playing with their Pecker, though?

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I heard that playing too much with your Pecker could make you deaf.

Huh? I didn’t catch that.

Only if you shoot into your ear!

That’s a kind of expression/false belief in my country that masturbating too much makes you deaf. I tried to check if this belief was also known in English-speaking countries and found one or 2 links ( https://www.quora.com/Does-masturbating-cause-deafness ) so I assumed I could run with that.

And for my knowledge… “Play with my pecker” is an expression for “touching my penis”, right? Maybe it’s me making bad guessing from the get-go :sweat_smile:
(But given the results of my Google search with the expression, I assume I guessed correctly… So please kids don’t try this at home).

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Dude, that went totally over your head :sweat_smile:

Think about it…. :rofl:

Well, The point if it all is playing on the fact a new iem is called pecker, and goober was making a pun with the meaning of “pecker”, wasn’t he?
I tried to elaborate on that pun with the fact the pecker is an iem that can blow your ears and, you know, the other side of things… If it’s not that, then yes I’ll need further explanations.

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You almost had me, I “got it” only just in time not to try to explain it to you myself. Some 4D chess there Dom :rofl:

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The joke is, if you play with your pecker too much you’ll
Go deaf.

Think of it as an in person interaction…

I’d then say “huh? What?” Because I can’t hear you.

I’m deaf

Get it?! :sweat_smile:

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Oh man, that was… Yeah, that one went over my head, as you say. :sweat_smile:

I got tricked by the fact I wasn’t sure of my own joke.

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:smile:

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I just hope a person doesnt enter a canjam and find other people measuring their Pecker. That would be weird.

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:sweat_smile::sweat_smile: I’m just happy you got it :handshake:

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But there is a time honored tradition of men having Pecker-measuring contests.

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Canjam endgame…

EG

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