Welcome! The cool-aid is next to the stack of swappable G cushions, and the line to get on the mothership is next to the detachable cable mod station. Don’t worry, your money is safe with us! Unless you want to swap for the all aluminum gimble system, then you are going to be broke very soon 
The Koss KPH30i Cult is meeting here later this afternoon, so be sure to get your G cushions before then. Those guys take them by the dozen (and I have no idea what they do to them! But you don’t want to see one after they are done… it looks perverse!)
And whatever you do, don’t go full retard! A true abomination: